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It_is_Ron
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Name: Ron
Birthday: 2/22/1905
Gender: Male
Interests: Lobsters, Asbestos Boogey Children, Hula Dancing, Hot Dogs on large sticks with cranberries and salsa spread alllll over.
Expertise: Criminal activity
Occupation: Unemployed/Between Jobs
Industry: Banking/Finance
Message: message me
Member Since:
3/3/2005
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| today i decided to go scuba diving in the pond. i found my pet hamster melville that had been missing for a forknight. he was ten pounds tall heavy. | | |
| Duude....i'm am 3 days into my falafel training camp, and this place is shaking like a bowl full of. silicon. So far all i've really learned is how to make the batter, or whatever you would call this mixture, but tomorrow we learn how to form it into sections and then eventually we will get around to actually cooking them! i can't wait...i've been longing a falafel for so long, and soon they will be MINE!!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha..... | | |
| i think i need to take my dog, hambone, to the vet. he keeps trying to choke himself with his arms that don't reach back to his neck and his unapposable thumb. he told me that he's depressed because martha stewart is getting out of prison. he said that she was not a very good employer. | | |
| Hi. I'm Ron. You may know me from such popular signage as the well-known "It is Ron" work. I would like to thank all those who sent me fan mail for that work. It was an extremely motivating and influential part of my life, and i believe that doing that particular job has helped me to grow as a person.
I know I have not been around as much lately as I should be, but I have been enjoying spending some time with my good friend, Eskimo Sock Man. The times we spend sitting on the roof of Diehm Hall in small-town Millersville, Pennsylvania really help me to return to my roots and realize that even through all my fame and fortune, I am still one of the "Little People" when I look deep down at my core. Eskimo Sock Man and I are planning a retreat this coming week (since all our good neighbors in Diehm will be on spring break). We plan on attending a falafel making camp and learning the skills necessary to create falafels suited to conquer the world! Wish me Luck! Eskimo Sock Man says "howdy! Do you have any new socks for me?" if you do, please leave them outside the door to the roof so he can collect them every first and second saturday of the new moon just after the catepiller crosses the llama's path. | | |
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